114 Real Estate Listings So Bad They Had To Be Shamed Online

114 Real Estate Listings So Bad They Had To Be Shamed Online

While the prices leave something to be desired, browsing the real estate market can be a fun pastime or a great way to get inspired when designing your own home. It’s also a natural method to keep track of prices in general. But some listings are so confusingly bad, they have to be seen to be believed. From horrendously mismatched tiles to toilets where they absolutely shouldn’t be, the market has its fair share of bad designs.

Fortunately for posterity, this Reddit group gathers atrocious real estate listings found by internet users. So get comfortable and enjoy this collection of home design disasters and upvote your favorites. And if you want to continue seeing the horrors that some people live in, check out our other articles here, here, and here.

#1 Appreciated Warning

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#2 When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go!

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#3 That Hanging Light Fixture Above Looks Pretty Dangerous

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The actual business of real estate can be somewhat murky. Since most get a fee based on a percentage of the sale, they should, in theory, push for the best price. But as this is their main source of income, they may feel it is best to push for an earlier sale, rather than spend more time waiting for the best price for you. While this sounds conspiratorial, research shows that actual real estate brokers tend to hold their properties on the market longer than the average person. 

And if that’s not bad enough, an analysis of listings found that properties that had a real estate broker had, on average, lower sales prices than those that were unbrokered. In other words, brokers may have been responsible for lower final sales prices, as they wanted to just collect a commission and go. Now, this is obviously bad for the seller, but in this housing market, anyone that actually manages to lower the cost of a home is a hero in my eyes.

#4 Entertainer's Dream

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#5 Perfect For A Growing Family!?!?!

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#6 I Have No Words… A Realtor Friend In The Pacific Nw Came Across This On Their Mls

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On the other end of the spectrum, many would still prefer to use a broker. Firstly, they might help sell a property with some serious flaws, such as the plethora shown in this article. But they tend to be familiar with the legal procedures and pitfalls of selling and buying real estate, which is a great help to anyone who doesn't enjoy pouring over law books and contracts for hours. The process isn’t any more fun either. Generally, if you are selling, you probably have another place to stay, but your real estate agent has to bring random people around constantly in the hope that someone will decide to buy. Fortunately, there are some modern solutions, so you don’t have to wait around the house to let people in.

#7 Is The Memorial And Lawn Chairs Included In The Contract?

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#8 An Apartment In London That Has No Front Door. Just A Set Of Stairs Leading Up To A Window

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#9 Working On The Edge

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The more old-fashioned variant is the lock box, where a real estate agent can access the key when you aren’t around to show people around. Since the whole point of a realtor is convenience, this solution makes a lot of sense. Some Airbnbs do the same so guests can check in while the owner sleeps, or knox boxes that firefighters can use to get into a bringing building in cases where the owner isn’t on site. There are now digital variants where real estate uses verification apps to access a property.

#10 Got Some Tile Laying Around...let Me Update The Bathroom

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#11 Lets Us A Photoshopped Ferarri To Cover Up The Driveway Cracks

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#12 Mind If I Watch You Rinse?

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#13 Hot Tub In The Living Room? Check!

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#14 Just Your Standard Horror Movie Bedroom

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#15 Does He Come With The House, Or?

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#16 Postage Stamp For Scale…

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#17 Can't Really Blame Them. I Wouldn't Get Any Closer, Either

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#18 A TV Mounted In The Bathroom Of A House For Sale In My Area (Built In 2004)

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#19 Spooky Scary Skeletons

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#20 Covering Up The Missing Tile On The Ceiling With That Sign Will Totally Help Sell This House

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#21 Dirty Bra In A Wheelchair. It's A Bold Marketing Strategy, I'll Give Them That

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#22 Photographer Took Several Shots And Combined Them For Best Lighting, And We Ended Up With A Ghost Cat In The Listing Photos For My Old House!

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#23 We Need One Picture That Will Really Make People Say "I Need To See This House"

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#24 I See Your Pdx Airport Carpet And Raise You Pdx Art Deco Shag House Carpet

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#25 This Is The House I'm Selling. This One. Right Here

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#26 Couldn't You Have Waited Until The Kid Moved Out Of The Way? His Face Isn't Even Blurred On The Listing. And Let's Not Forget The Dog Licking Himself. Ugh

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#27 There's A Lot To Unpack Figuratively, A Lot To Pack Actually

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#28 Guests Get The Tarp Bed!

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#29 When You Run Out Of Staging Money…

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#30 Want To Make Sure That You Know We Cleaned

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#31 Living Room Plumbing Feature

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#32 Is This A Real Estate Listing Or A Picture From The Bin Laden Compound?

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#33 Steve, Didn’t You Remember That The Real Estate Agent Is Taking Pictures? Steve? Dammit, Steve

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#34 The Only Photo For A Hundred Acre Property

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#35 Real Estate Listing Or Crime Scene Photos???

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#36 Should I Put The Dishes Away? Hide The Litter Box? Move My Mannequin Head? No? All Right I’ll Just Have A Seat

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#37 So Bad, I Can't Even Think Of A Punny Title...???

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#38 You Can’t See Me. I’m Wearing Camo

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#39 When Nature Calls, Answer

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#40 Honey, Don't Forget To Get A Shot Of The Bathroom Light!

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#41 Bedroom Toilets And Flying Saucers

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#42 This Detailed Overview Photo Of A Million Dollar+ Property

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#43 Is This Really Where You Feed The Dog?

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#44 Pet Friendly

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#45 Great Photography

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#46 Indeed, What Is Up With The Bread?

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#47 Look How Much Junk You Can Fit In The Entryway

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#48 Too Much Work To Actually Step Into The Back Yard

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#49 It’s 2021...you Don’t Have To Hide In The Closet Anymore

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#50 This Is Legit The Unedited Photo On Mls...the Sellers Mousepad...!?!?!?!

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#51 Classic Middle Of The Livingroom Outlet, Nothing Unusual, But Still A Mandatory Post In Here

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#52 Seriously! Stop It! You're Selling A House...not Photos At A Community Art Show?!?!?

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#53 "Yep! Looks Good. Let's Get It Listed!"

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#54 Quality TV Shot

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#55 Maybe I Can See The Toilet Flush Handle Next

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#56 The “I’ll Handle The Photography”

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#57 Honey, Did You Remember To Barricade The Door?

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#58 You, Too, Could Live Inside A Giant Wheat Chex

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#59 Me, At An Open House

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#60 The Caption Says It All

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#61 This Is What It Looks Like Without My Glasses

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#62 It's Fine But You Know What'll Really Sell It? More Trash Bags

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#63 Bondage Retreat. Bodily Fluids? Infused Carpet Included

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#64 This House Comes With Flooring

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#65 I Don't Know...this House Looks Like It May Be Fun To Show!

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#66 I Don’t Think He Trusts The Realtor

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#67 Exit. In Case You Get Lost In The Three Bedroom House

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#68 "The Pictures Tell A Story. You're Part Of That Story. Quit Running."

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#69 The More You Look The Worse It Gets

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#70 Well, The Carport's A Disaster. Best Use The Instagram Filter

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#71 Vertical Blinds Are The Latest Bath Fixture

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#72 Oh Nice A Fireplace? Good Thing I'll Die Of Smoke Inhalation Before I Can Enjoy It

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#73 Unclear What The Artistic Approach Was Here

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#74 Thirsty?

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#75 Just People-Shaped Voids!

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#76 Got To Get The Right Angle!

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#77 "Extremely Durable Hanging Bar..."

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#78 The More You Look... The Less You Want To See

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#79 How Do You Get In?

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#80 I Don't Even Know That This Is A Picture Of?

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#81 Nightmare Fuel Go Brrrrrr

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#82 Maybe It's The House That's Crooked?

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#83 Move In Ready!

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#84 "Plenty Of Room For All Your Dreams, Or Nightmares..."

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#85 Nothing To See Here

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#86 Is This A Trend Now?

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#87 Carpet Biohazard

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#88 Needs More Pixels

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#89 Stairing Into The Abyss

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#90 Home, Complete With Child

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#91 The Infinity Mirror

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#92 Dutch Tilt. When Film School Dropouts Become Realtors

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#93 Make Sure To Get Just The Right Angle On The Kitchen Sink! Just, Why?

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#94 I Know The Real Estate Agent Is Here, But I Gotta Find Out About $239 Taco Bell Doritos Locos Tacos Taste Test

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#95 The Final Boss Of Bad Real Estate Photo

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#96 I Feel Like This Is Where The Listing Agent Hides To Listen Into My Conversations

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#97 Rose Colored Glasses View

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#98 Just Working On The "Pre-Photo Checklist"

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#99 Bathroom Wallpaper That Makes A Statement

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#100 I Imagine The Agent Trying To Work With The Seller And Finally Just Saying, "Fine, Whatever"

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#101 How Do You Not Notice Your Finger Is In This Many Pictures Before You Put It In Mls? Lol

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#102 I’m Just Gonna Leave This Here

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#103 Check Out These Vacuum Lines!!!

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#104 Dude

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#105 Google Street View + Carpet Close Up & Garage. No Interior Pix

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#106 Overexposed With Limited Exposure Of The Actual Home

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#107 "It's Like Having Your Own Little Palace."

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#108 Huge Fan Of This Photographer. They Know What To Showcase. Like The Children’s Artwork, And The Over Use Of Landscape

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#109 You Know That We Can See You, Right?

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#110 Let’s Not Worry About Lighting, Proper Angles Or Focus, Let’s Have A Close Up Shot Of The Sooty Fireplace And Bean Bags Instead! Bonus Tornado And Indoor Pool!

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#111 One More Thing …

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#112 Curb Appeal

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#113 Welcome To The Sasquatch Room

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#114 Time Is Money...gotta Get To The Next Shot Asap. Oh, And The Dog

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